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Monday, July 29, 2002

Time for a short, short update, to give me a break from writing English, so short that I'm actually writing it on the Blogger site update page, instead of Corel Wordperfect, as I usually do.
Warning: Inside joke impending.

Gasp! Oh my God, look! LOOK!
He's fat and dead! Both! At the same time! Simultaneously!
That's right, folks! Step right up and see the man who is both fat and dead, simultaneously, at the saaaaame tiiiiime!
Also, spy the beast who dares to call himself a man that can put a live kitten in his mouth, swallow it, and spit it out, still breathing!
See these things and more at the circus of CNU! For the low, low admission fee of $2,000 per semester!
Be there this fall!