Sentence of the Day: Purblind versus Profound
"Missed the State of the Union, was at Church...which as a Conservative I consider somewhat more important." - from a relatively random guy's LiveJournal.
This sentence, while obviously was meant to be referring to the State of Union Address, I couldn't help but smile happily at the generous allocation for deconstructive reinterpretation. You can play Infer the Double Entendre, I'll be over somewhere else masturbating my vocabulary. Oh, wait, I'm done—somebody convey a towel to my person so that I may desiccate my appendages.
As an aside: don't fuck with my vocabulary, man, 'cause, like, I'm, like, totally certified in the use of English and shit, dude.
Seriously.
No, really. I am . . . in Typing Speed & Accuracy, Math Fundamentals, Windows Fundamentals, and HTML, too.
It's crazy.
This sentence, while obviously was meant to be referring to the State of Union Address, I couldn't help but smile happily at the generous allocation for deconstructive reinterpretation. You can play Infer the Double Entendre, I'll be over somewhere else masturbating my vocabulary. Oh, wait, I'm done—somebody convey a towel to my person so that I may desiccate my appendages.
As an aside: don't fuck with my vocabulary, man, 'cause, like, I'm, like, totally certified in the use of English and shit, dude.
Seriously.
No, really. I am . . . in Typing Speed & Accuracy, Math Fundamentals, Windows Fundamentals, and HTML, too.
It's crazy.
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10:11 PM
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