Idiotic Observation of the Day

Man: “You are watching Water Boy on USA.”
Woman: “You know what I like to call it? El Agua Muchacho!”
Man: “Hey, nice!”
Woman: “Gracias!”
Man: “Heh heh, you speak Spanish.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HEAD, IT BURNS!

[Editor’s Note: In Spanish, and most Romantic languages, the adjective comes after the noun it modifies.]