I'll Call It "When Movies Attack"
WOMAN ONE: Hi, my name is Resident Evil: Apocalypse! I'm a completely trite, Hollywood piece of eye candy that hinges on the sex appeal of aggressive, dominant women as main characters. In truth, I wish I were more like Aliens.
WOMAN TWO: Really? Me, too! My name is Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, and I am totally all about selling a movie based on hot female leads and overdone CGI effects, as well. We should get together and hang out, sometime.
WOMAN ONE: Hey, wanna go beat up Catwoman? She's such a slut.
WOMAN TWO: Yeah, for real, girl!
[And this is when Ghost in the Shell 2 should swoop in to kick their asses.]
That's my movie idea, thank you.
WOMAN TWO: Really? Me, too! My name is Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, and I am totally all about selling a movie based on hot female leads and overdone CGI effects, as well. We should get together and hang out, sometime.
WOMAN ONE: Hey, wanna go beat up Catwoman? She's such a slut.
WOMAN TWO: Yeah, for real, girl!
[And this is when Ghost in the Shell 2 should swoop in to kick their asses.]
That's my movie idea, thank you.
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