"What's Your Shoe Size?"

The Big Empty . . . Was about a cowboy, a blue suitcase, and a bowling ball.

And, ostensibly, the process by which mankind struggles to let go of the self-encapsulation of society and modern life to move on to a free and unbounded future, fraught with fear of the unknown and an unwillingness to release slim hopes of grandeur and possible success, through which insecurity must be shed in the face of assured death or failure due to hesitation.

Still . . . A cowboy and a suitcase, yeah.

Failure Rating: 11%.

Adios.