Johnny Depp Fails To Redeem A Stephen King Movie

Don’t see Secret Window. The acting was flat, the characters were undeveloped and stock, the plot was contrived and predictable, the effects were non-existent. The soundtrack was dull, the cinematography was amateurish, the dialogue was boring. The ending was disappointing, the middle of the movie dragged, and the beginning of the movie was abrupt and rushed. The directing was obviously lackluster, invariably causing all the acting to be unfelt, and the production was poor, with retarded cuts placed jaggedly hither and thither. There were blatant holes in the film, with characters glazed over so much that you hardly knew who was supposed to be significant, and the main characters were uninteresting. Failure Rating 89%. Don’t see Secret Window.