Review In Brevity: Shrek 2

Tom Waits. . . .

As the Pirate Captain Hook. . . .

Playing the piano —

In a bar —

With a hook-hand.

The End.

Failure Rating: 7%

Thank You.

P.S.: Tom God Damn Waits the Pirate. Fucking Tom God Damn Waits the freaking Pirate. AWESOME!