The Redoubtable Words of Sages, Pt. 2 (Sequels Aren't Always Bad)

And, now, over a year later, for another sampling of a conversation between my ex-roommate, who is the same person as my roommate from more than a year ago in the first entry by this title, and myself. Isn't it self-indugent bullshit to quote yourself? I think so!

My Ex-Roommate: do you still desire foodages?
Me: I could do food.
My Ex-Roommate: hmm..yes.
Me: Not . . . Sexually, mind you.
Me: I could. I mean . . . Theoretically, it's possible. I can have sex with food, but it's a matter of choice, and free will gives me the ability to say "No," and no means no.
My Ex-Roomate: ....right.

Really, I just think I'm funny. My ex-roommate is funny, too, but I wanted an excuse to quote that conversation. Man, this is just a testament to how tired I am, right now.

Ah, life, how you beat me down so . . . Adios.