A Thought (More Than Likely Better Kept To Myself, Yet Not)

Vin Diesel is a frighteningly, physically fit man. (And terrible actor.)

I'm not so much saying he's crazily built as I am observing his head.

It's perfectly smoth and oval. (Kinda looks like an alien, if you ask me.)

Do you realise how low your body fat percentage has to be achieve that feat?

Think about it. Touch the back of your head, guys.

Bumps, right? Or mounds, wrinkles, what have you—it's normal, don't fret.

Vin Diesel, though? Round like fucking Charlie Brown.

Freak.

(I should be working on a Programming Assignment, right now.)