Peh

I've had laryngitis for a week.

Do I really need my voice to join the thousands of self-proclaimed critics and cynics of the cinema in saying that Stay Alive looks like fucking garbage? No, I've decided not.

You want horror? Go watch The Hills Have Eyes. Seriously. 3% FR.

graaaauuuuuugggghhhhhh

The Weathered Man (A Brief Review)

If there is to be one particular actor to play the role of a man on the edge of a nervous breakdown and is struggling for identity, purpose, and confidence in the age of modern, overwhelmed, burnt-out mankind it has to be Nicolas Cage.

I've been fond of his work ever since Bringing Out the Dead, 8mm, and Adaptation. I'm a biased opinion on his movies, same with Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, and Nicole Kidman.

The Weatherman: 7% FR

It strikes me that I haven't really done an elaborate review of a movie in awhile. I should, perhaps, finish up the "Of 2005" series of posts, too.

The characters, story, and style of Weatherman was really fucking brilliant, though, and there's not much I have to say about it aside from that for now.

Oh My God

This will quite likely be the greatest video game of all time.

I'm gonna go clean out the shitstains from my undies, now.